Last week, right after the Department of “Homeland Security” (I swear, I need a laugh track for this blog) leaked a memo explaining that most Americans (as defined by them) were dangerous extremist, another mainstream radical was discovered hiding in plain sight: At the Miss America Pageant!
Yep, the crazy radical turned out to be none other than Carrie Prejean who announced to the world that “marriage should be between a man and a woman.” This vile pronouncement was immediately condemmed by “Perez Hilton,” who called Miss Prejean a “stupid bitch.”
Of course, no one inquired as to whether it was really appropriate for a sitting judge to make such a startling personal attack. Nor did they inquire as to whether Miss Prejean was in point of fact, a “stupid bitch.” Indeed, no one even bothered to inquire as to why “Perez Hilton,” who is in fact a Gigantic Faggot, would be tasked with judging a female beauty pageant.
No the real inquiry was, how had Our System failed? How had Miss Prejean slipped through the cracks? How can we make her pay?
The fact that Miss Prejean merely expressed a normal and healthy point of view that is shared by the majority of Americans is irrelevant. It isn’t Our System and that makes her a public enemy.
Carrie Prejean is part of a huge class of people that exists in this late stage of our Zombie Republic. She is what I call a “Mainstream Radical.” Someone who has been attacked, villified, ostracized, threatened and suppressed for representing a point of view held by the majority of Americans.
Most of you are still living under the delusion that you are living in a free country; you aren’t. America died some time ago. While you were watching “Leave it to Beaver,” “Gilligan’s Island,”The Love Boat,” “Dancing With The Stars,” ESPN, “Days of Our Lives,” “Let’s Make a Deal,” and other assorted dreck, somewhere along the the line our Republic was murdered.
The creature that shambles on, our Zombie Republic, has putrified and pieces are starting to fall off, but it just hasn’t finished the death throws yet. The people that killed it are a minority of hateful and vicious people who revile the rest of us for the crime of being normal.
They delight in their wickedness, even as they delight in our unwillingness to confront them.
As for Miss Prejean, she may have thought this nightmare was over when she was simply denied the Miss America crown for which she had been favored to win. Unfortunately for her, the vermin were just getting warmed up. They are currently giving her a background review that would Make the CIA stand in awe. Already they have found SHOCKING photos of Miss Prejean modeling Lingere! How awful!
Of course, the “racy” (shown here) photos are less revealing than her actual swimsuit during the pageant, but in Zombie America, reality doesn’t matter. There will be more to come and already Pageant officials are meeting to discuss whether Miss Prejean should be stripped of her Miss California title as well. After that, I suppose she will be lucky if she ever works again.
For the rest of us, consider this: It’s only going to get worse. The Hate Crime bill passed the House last week. Once it passes the Senate and Obama signs it, people like Miss California might very well end up in jail. After all, it’s the thought that counts.
-Ken
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