Do you know where your pig has been? One of the the things you learn as an adult, is to never live life so close to the margin that you can’t recover. Always leave yourself a margin. After all, the Universe is seldom so congenial as to wait before you’ve solved one problem before it […]
Never let it be said that John McCain is not a man of loyalty, patriotism and steadfastness. Just not for America. The other day McCain said that “A premature withdrawal from Iraq would endanger Israel.” So who gives a rip? Well McCain does. I suppose that kinda gives away the whole fig leave about why […]
Elections are a bit like a national IQ test. Every four years we get together to elect a President and we are rightfully judged according to our choice. Based on our most recent choices for President, especially Clinton and Bush, America’s collective mental state is in serious jepardy. In all fairness, the choices have been […]
Pssst. Did ya know? About Mike Huckabee I mean? He’s a Christian! Of course, it was never a secret, but what has happened over the past month or so in Iowa has been a secretive ad hoc campaign of sorts between the Huckabee campaign and the media. It goes like this: Media goons make a […]
This is the time of year for predictions about the upcoming year. I figure if all those other knuckleheads can wave their hands and blather on incoherently about some vague and nebulous future, I should be able to do likewise. So, without further ado, here are my fearless predictions for the upcoming year! The media […]
