The world was shook today as President Donald Trump personally sent out mail bombs to all of the valient people who have resisted him over the years.
No one knows where Trump got the bomb making materials, but fortunately he is an incompetent bomb maker, so none of them went off.
However, the day is still young, so hope remains high amongst Trumps political opponents that they too may be visited by the spirit of Bomber Trump.
Kamala Harris, a Noble Trump Hater, said she hoped Trump would fake bomb her again, saying, “if he keeps this up, we will send out another one of our Bernie Bros to shoot up a congressional baseball game, or attack even more of his supportrs in the streets, or send even more ricin poison to Republicans.”
Heed her words Trump, she’s better at this stuff than you are.
-Ken
